Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes: Don’t be scared to let your hair down with your friends; it’s one of the various roles that friends can play. As you think of your own eccentric friends, laugh out loud at these amusing sayings. A collection of crazy funny best friend quotes.
Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
“We will be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
“I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.”
“A best friend is someone who you can talk to, who won’t judge you, loves you for you, and most of all, makes you feel like you are worth something”
“Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
“It doesn’t matter what you think of me, because my imaginary friends think I’m special.”
“A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.”
“You think I’m crazy now? You should see me with my best friend.”
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… After I finish laughing…”
“A friend is someone who loves you, cares for you, and protects you like family. They know your deepest secrets, they laugh at your silly jokes and cry with you too.”
“They respect your feelings and always try to make you happy. They see the hidden sadness in your smile and they are always there for you when you’re feeling alone a true friend is the rarest gem.”
“I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.”
“I like it when I don’t have to be careful what I say. That’s when you know you’re with the right people..”
“Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.”
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
“I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people”
“A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.”
“Good times + crazy friends amazing memories.”
“I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lay down and nap until that feeling passes.”
“A best friend is someone who loves you when you forgot to love yourself.”
“Sometimes I wish I could write “I miss you” on a rock and hit you in the face with it so you would know how much it hurts to miss someone.”
“Fall in love with your best friend. Someone you can talk to about anything and know they’ll hold no judgment. Someone who knows the darkest parts of you and loves you anyway, that knows all your flaws and loves you not in spite of them but because of them.
“Not someone that you can’t live without, but someone that you don’t want to live without. Someone that you want to experience all of life’s ups and downs with.”
Someone who will hold your hand through the worst times of your life. When they see you at your worst, when you’re broken, and they don’t run away but help you put the pieces back together, that’s real love.”
“Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest is usually the craziest one?”
“A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you and says ‘wasn’t that fun?’”
“No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”
“Raise your hand if your best friend hates your ex more than you do.”
“Looking at your best friend and saying: I’ll do it if you do it.”
“Piglet: “How do you spell love?” pooh: “ you don’t spell it, you feel it.”
“Good friend: “Hey, I’m kinda hungry. Can we go get something to eat? Best friend: ‘Feed me, bitch.’”
“Friendship is having each other’s worst photos”
“I’ve noticed the squirrels are beginning to gather nuts for the winter… A couple of my friends are missing. Are you in a safe place?”
“Dear best friend, thank you for putting up with me for laughing at my terrible jokes for sharing your food with me for protecting me for always being there for me for telling me the truth always for the friendship we’ve shared and for everything. I love you, you’re the best.”
“Just be honest with me or stay away from me. It’s not that difficult..”
“Never let your friends feel lonely Disturb them all the time.”
“True friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you with something even better.”
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”
“If you have crazy friends you have everything”
“Friends are special, but my friends are more than that. My friends are funny, friendly, crazy, nuts, mental, daft, kind, caring. But most of all, they’re mine!”
“If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years then you are no longer just friends. You are family”
“Different but bestfriends”
“I wish my friend’s houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.”
“Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I’m so happy to be of service to you.”
“Sugar is sweet lemons are tart I love you more than a unicorn fart.”
“Dear best friend you are salt of the coffee fork of my soup jam to my pizza the point is you are useless”
“Life is like a toilet paper you’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole…”
“When you see your best friend somewhere unexpectedly:”
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”
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“I hate you, and then I love you. It’s like I want to throw you off a cliff. Then rush to the bottom to catch you.”
“I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left.”
“A friend is like a good bra… hard to find supportive comfortable always lifts you up makes you look better always… close to your heart!”
“True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they need something from you. Time passes and you begin to see people for who they really are and not who they pretend to be. Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule.”
But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them. Life is much too short to waste time on people who don’t really care for us deep down. When someone shows you who they really are believe them the first time.”
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. -Unknown
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.-Unknown
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
-Unknown
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.-Unknown
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.-Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.-Unknown.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. -Oprah Winfrey
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.-Unknown
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.-Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.-Unknown
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.-Greg Tamblyn
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.-Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’-Cookie Monster
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.-Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.-Bernard Meltzer
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.-Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.-Jim Hayes
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.-Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.-Ralph Waldo Emerson
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.-Unknown
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.-Marlene Dietrich
Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public-Unknown
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.-Sicilian Proverb
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.-Unknown
This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.-Charles Lamb
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.-Unknown
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends-Unknown
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.-Unknown
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.-Unknown
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.-Clifton Fadiman
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters-Unknown
Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.-Unknown
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You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.-Laurence J. Peter
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.-Unknown
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.-Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.-Linda Grayson
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes -Unknown
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. -Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
“I hope we’re friends until we die then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people”
“Be so happy that when others look at you, they become happy too.”
“To my friends: Thanks for being there for me. I’m grateful for you!”
“Strangers think I’m quiet my friends think I’m outgoing my best friends know that I’m completely insane”
“Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.”
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg! Eve though they know you’re slightly cracked!”
“Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public”
“My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.”
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
“I keep telling myself to stop talking to weirdos but then I would not have any friends left”
“Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them… your smile, your hope, and your courage.”
“We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.”
Short Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
“That awkward moment when you and your best friend saw, your ex at the mail with his new girlfriend and then you’re both like…”
“Looking at your best friend and saying, “I’ll do it if you do it.”
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy!”
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
“Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, “Where did I meet these crazy people?” But then I think “What would I do without them?”
“I’m not crazy I’m just special!! ……No, wait……. Maybe I’m crazy one second…. I have to talk to myself about this, held on….”
“No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”
“True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people… Together!”
“Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public”
“Making a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you…”
“I was an innocent being… then my best friend came along.”
“Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I’m so happy to be of service to you.”
“Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fall. You’re weird. You’re not perfect. But. That’s okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the most random things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I love you.”
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one man says to another: “What! You too? I thought that no one but myself…”
“Like if you have a friendship over 2 years!”
“Dear friend name here we are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up, after I finish laughing happy friendship day”
“Best friends logic I insult you because I love you”
“I am that type of person who is shy in front of relatives, and shameless in front of friends”
“Dear best friend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me”
“The night has fallen the day has done. The moon has taken the place of the sun. Close your eyes and snuggle up tight, angels will watch over you tonight..”
Good times Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
“The heart that is meant to love you will fight for you when you want to give up. Pick you up when you’re feeling down and will give their smile when it’s hard for you to find yours.”
They will never get strength from seeing you weak, power from seeing you hurt, or joy from seeing you cry. The heart that’s meant to love you wants to see the best you, not the hurt you! Never forget that.”
“Happiness is meeting an old friend after a long time and feeling that nothing has changed.”
“Dear best friend if you are busy and not talking to me then I have all the rights to kill you”
“Penguins can’t fly, I can’t fly, and therefore I am a penguin.”
“I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.”
“Friend comes and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
“I was an innocent being.. then my best friend came along.”
“One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.”
“A true friend is someone who will share in your happiness….. not make you feel bad about being happy!”
“We are best friends always remember that if you fall I will pick you up after I finish laughing”
“You: He asked me out! Friend: aw, that’s so awesome! You two are so perfect for each other! – Sometime later- You: He broke up with me Friend: I knew it! I hated that jerk! You never should have dated him! Friends are friends”
“Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, “Where did I meet these crazy people?” But then I think… “What would I do without them?”
“Sometimes being silly…with a friend is the best therapy!”
“I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out!”
“People push you to your limits, but when you finally explode and fight back, you are the mean one!”
“One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, or wants to see you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up. Someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.”
Good Times With Crazy Friends Quotes
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. Matt Schucker
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. Rita Mae Brown
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you. Unkown
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
C. S. Lewis
A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it. Andrew Solomon
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
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An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps! Unkown
If you have crazy friends, you have everything. Unkown
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
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You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
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We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.
Arnold H. Glasgow
As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything.
Becca Anderson
If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like,’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question. Mila Kunis
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. Emilie Saint-Genis
Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you. R. Luke Thompson
We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need. R. Luke Thompson
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends. Margot Asquith
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. Gore Vidal
He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces. Mae West
There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop. Confucius
After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. Eeyore
He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. Oscar Wilde
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. Woody Allen
I’m fortunate to have kind and funny friends who’ve been by my side through all the crazy ups and downs of trying to get published (and, hello life), and if they weren’t keeping me sane and making me laugh, I don’t know that I could have written this book. Jennifer Hillier
I don’t trust him. We’re friends. Bertolt Brecht I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. Chancey Depew
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Path
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Lawrence J. Peter
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’ Groucho Marx
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. Marcelene Cox
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits. William Somerset Maugham
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. Ann Lindbergh
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! Warren G. Harding
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker
Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things. Friends are our chosen family.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. – Rita Mae Brown
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy. … I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it.
Friendship Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas. A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C.S. Lewis
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. – Arnold H. Glasgow
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them, and sometimes it’s good just knowing they’re there.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you. Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Some say that your friends are actually your soul mates.
I guess I am starting to believe that’s true. Our friends are our soul mates, separated by the blood during birth but brought together by time to cause beautiful chaos in this world.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along. Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us! A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend. — Aristotle
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier. Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends. Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends. We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much. If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident. You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. A true friend is the one that stays no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend. There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Best friend: the one that you can mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. – Mignon McLaughlin
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go. Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her. Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Powerful Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other. Our craziness made us best friends.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless. All the best people are crazy.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything. I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face. Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy. We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Friendship is being equally annoying. Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. Awesome funny friendship quotes
What’s better than having your jokes be shared with your best friends?
Sharing inside jokes together and all! We have friends that we adore and sometimes hate too.
They aren’t perfect people and sometimes we fall apart. However, there are people that we just can’t live without. We makeup with them and resume our laughter with them. Find your gem in this world, find your true friends in this world!
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter. We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
A friend will prevent you from getting into more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends. Happiness is having crazy friends.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well. You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness. Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Best friends are people who will make your problem with their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Friendship is the key to everything No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
I and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression. You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Is there anything better in life than a best friend who knows you inside and out?
Best friends have always been a part of pop culture and it’s never going away. Check out some of these funny friendship quotes from your favorite movies.
Cute Crazy Funny Best Friend Quotes
There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons. – The Perks of Being a Wallflower,
I found out what the secret to life is: friends. Best friends. – Fried Green Tomatoes, 1991
We made a deal ages ago… Men, babies, it doesn’t matter – we’re soulmates. – Sex and the City 2, 2010
Everyone’s too stupid. — Ghost World, 2001
I’m so jealous. That’s it. I’ve got to get some dumb, ugly friends.- Gilmore Girls
Only a true friend would be that truly honest. – Shrek
I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. It’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.
I hope I can make it across the border. And I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. – The Shawshank Redemption
Ann: “You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!”
Leslie:
“That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!” – Parks & Recreation, 2009
I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you! — Joey, Friends
She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us. – Clueless
Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now. — Mean Girls,
I’ve literally been here for two hours and I haven’t spoken to anybody. I’m so happy to see you I could murder you. — Girls,
Ferris: If you’re not over here in 15 minutes, you can find yourself a new best friend.”
“Ha, you’ve been saying that since the fifth grade. – Ferris Beuller’s Day Off
This is a hug, okay? This is a hug! And this is when you hug someone when you care about them and you want them to know that! — Boy Meets World
You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head…..But I’ll tell you a secret…..some of the best people are. — Alice In Wonderland
But the thing that makes Woody special is he’ll never give up on you…ever. – Toy Story 3
Shirley: Laverne, the only kind of parties we’ve ever been to is bring-your-own.
Laverne:
“I like bringing my own… then I know what I’m getting. – Laverne & Shirley
We didn’t even realize we were making memories. We just knew we were having fun. — Winnie The Pooh
I don’t need another friend. I already have two. How many more friends does a guy need?— Freaks and Geeks, 2000
You are my best friend! Don’t you ever call anybody else that! – Broad City
Me! Books and cleverness! There are more important things: friendship and bravery. – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Okay, but you have to listen to everything I say. When I say jump, you say on who?! — The Golden Girls
Listen, man. You’re my friend, and I know you care about me. And I know you disapprove, and I respect that…You understand literature, movies, wine — but you don’t understand my plight. — Sideways,
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you. – Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Rory: My God, I hate her.
Lorelai:
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